i want to try to imagine it

sad cow disease

everyone loves bacon

lammikids

Why I have to tell you instead of your parents probably means that they hate you too. Don't worry, it's not your fault, you were just born wrong. So yeah, make that into a scrapbook page, bitch.

"Get over here Tammy, Kyle is gonna make the midget dance!"

Wee Three

I remember it being really difficult for three women to hang out, I imagine especially so when they dress the same.

purls

I'm stuck now but I'll get out of here one day and I will hunt you down.

All Kyle wanted to do was stare for a bit, just until he felt like moving his head would be worth it.

It needs to be bigger. I deserve a great room and more marble and granite. And, I need more sinks-- I piss a lot.

Rhoda couldn't help thinking that most of the time was just a waste of time.

This should be a fun party, I really like these guys and if can we just get through one night without you two talking about rape I think we are all going to be a lot happier. No crying either --seriously, I am really fucking sick of you two crying every time we go out.

why

i am just telling you what i heard, no one wants to be with you because you are sad all of the time. If you want them to like you you should cheer up, watch some tv and just quit being such a fucking downer.

This is what you brought? Really? Wow, what a fucking treat. I was worried I wouldn't be appreciated but now that I see that dirty shirt I know you are just as big of a shit sac as my mom said.

Come on girls, lets go to work!

To be honest, I don't remember what he said, but I know that I was so mad I could barely see and really, I didn't even want to come to this wedding because I knew he would be here with her and they would act like they were having fun and happy to be getting married and totally oblivious to the fact that I am telling this story to anyone who will listen because --well, ME, I am sad, gazebos are nice and shit, but what about me?! Plus, the bar was only open for two hours, who has an open bar for only two hours? How poor is she? Well, when I get married things will be different.

Katherine liked to argue that she was one of those people who was born at the wrong time, you know, like people didn't get her because instead of thinking she looked sophisticated in a hat, people just thought she was trying too hard. They wouldn't have thought that back during crazy time when Katherine should have been alive or dead because she was almost 30, and instead of sad because people didn't respect their fashion choices, most women from that time were dead from giving birth to a child that would also likely die.

Valentines

So I made two valentines in my life that I actually kind of like which is weird, because i really don't like much about the holiday. seems like an ironic rape day more than anything else which I guess is why my husband doesn't really show up with the flowers and the pearls. I had this one accepted to a show at a Portland bookstore (http://readingfrenzy.com/) and I was very happy (still am).