morning douche

I'm not really hungry for breakfast. i think i will just clean up a bit and maybe go for a run, but i will email you if your other earring shows up.

word of the day

lum·pen

adj.

1. Of or relating to dispossessed, often displaced people who have been cut off from the socioeconomic class with which they would ordinarily be identified: lumpen intellectuals unable to find work in their fields.

2. Of or relating to the lumpenproletariat.

3. Vulgar or common; plebeian: "Popular novelists and their mass readership remain a despised lumpen minority" (Leslie Fiedler).

n.

1. (used with a pl. verb) The lumpenproletariat.

2. (used with a sing. verb) A member of the lumpenproletariat.

not a great day

look at him over there, just being a dick, just sucking and sucking and sucking like the whole world is his to suck the life out of and leave for the raping hyenas. i fucking hate that guy.

TV is awesome!

what we tell our paid friends

eventually it got to the point he was so un-funny that it didn't even matter he was a monkey anymore.

I was insecure once, but then I got my braces off and realized I was too pretty to fail and too stupid to notice.

Bam

oh good no one saw-- so very, very lucky no one cares.

she longed for the salad days when people wore hats and when she cared enough to feel the passion of disgust rather than the nausea of disappointment.

ants, they are just like us

my favorite picture ever

wait, so no ranch dressing at all? do you have any dressing? what about sour cream? i told you before we got here, I can't eat without white sauce-- i get blue chin and it is very painful.

anniversary gift

hell yes it's 3-D

although we try, we often miss.

boys and cream

squirrels

Fond dos

animals, they're just like stars

In his studies of fishing spiders, for example, J. Chadwick Johnson, now at Arizona State University, has discovered that some juvenile female spiders are exceptionally voracious predators and thus grow into beefy, fecund adults. But the avarice has a potential downside. The big-mouthed female spiders have a nasty habit of cannibalizing potential mates before copulation, and without sperm to fertilize their eggs, all their hard-won superfecundity could go to waste.

and this is good too:

Scientists suspect that small inherited predispositions are either enhanced or suppressed by experience, and computer models show that tiny discrepancies at the start can become enormous over time, through feedback loopings of positive reinforcement. Evidence is also emerging that certain physical setpoints affect temperament globally. Notable among such setpoints is the relative rate at which one’s nervous system processes sensory information.

Fringe Vintage 17th and Lovejoy

Is another place besides my basement where you can get art by Ida Done That. Thank you very much, guy with awesome taste who runs massively cool vintage shop in the Pearl.
http://fringevintagepdx.blogspot.com/

sold to clinton corner--thanks guys

Clinton Corner will also have a rotating display of Ida Done That art for sale. Please check it out next time you are in the southeast. It's a great neighborhood spot.

Happy Easter

i think jesus will be proud of what we have done with this special day.

passings

There's no one left to help David Hasselhoff. Today is a sad day. RIP Kit

I knew that if the failure became overwhelming I could always go back to college.

the odd ten minutes of half distracted attention, before the too human desire not to know reclaims the listener and oblivian prevails.

Hi, i'm Donna and these are my things. Don't forget to look in the drawer-- there's a little bit of pride left, so yeah...get in there! dig around! Also, the dress I have on is one of my things too. ...just in case you don't see something you like in the box.

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