Hey Kid

It all depends on your definition of 'naughty'...

i went to europe in college

Just Another Tea Party

occupie thanksgiving

goddamn the banker man

Plucky Maidens show tomorrow!

shop shop shop shop shop and then drinkinkinkinkink....

making it all worth a while

Can one of you fuckers please validate my inner peace!

it must be nice to have all of that attention

The Comedienne

oh yeah, they really do hate us.

yep, i'm going to need new pants.

That is so hilarious that you would say that because, seriously, that's hilarious. Like, inside I am laughing super fucking hard, lol-ing all over my pants! Oh yeah, you're funny, you should be an actor or a hooker or something--I don't know, I'm not creative.

the changing of the seasons

She had no idea when preparing for the change of season went from closet to cabinet, when swapping out the pretty for the warm became putting away the vodka and taking out the brandy.

judge not lest anything be expected of thee

Fern imagined that her hatred was justifiable and that she never really took the low road unless she was betrayed- as she so often was by people not suffering from whatever she was that week.

Humans are the last to know

Prints available today at OCE fundraiser. Please help support the kelp- 4835 N. Albina Avenue

etiology of lame

I remember wanting to get somewhere, like 'ambition-y'. I don't know what happened, but it's probably my fault...most things are.

my aporia

I keep telling myself I SHOULD feel the way i feel right now, just like i should be able to spend as much time on intangible feelings as most humans spend on the tangible ones--like food feeling or cancer feeling, are those feelings? i don't know how to feel about that just because it isn't something I think about. Must be nice for the losers to have problems that can be solved.

Why bother?

We decided that happiness, even drug induced, was too good for someone like you. You can get a second opinion, but you run the risk of your new doctor hating you even more than we do.

gotta bet big to win big

rainy days and mondays

stuff i find when i clean

isn't there always something to do?

imitation is NOT the best form of flattery

I'm not going to get into some pissing contest about who had the swimsuit first--let's just all agree that it's a nice swimsuit and your husband thinks i look better in it than you ever did.

I love a great package (so much better than 'nice basket')

i wrote to john waters who i love, as you do when 'you' are "me". sure, i have no money to speak of, no inner peace and really, no joy...but john waters (who i love) called my package "great" and that's the nice thing about staying alive.

"Why We Fight"

made a diorama to commemorate this nostalgia

First Thursday in the Pearl and then a full week off!

I haven't gotten a chance to do any actual work in so long I forget that I do something besides set up and take down tents.

Lagunitas Carnival on Saturday under the Hawthorn Bridge (ah, bridges)

I am interesting, I do change, every day I complain about something different.

between yoga/grad school and preschool apps, it's hard to find time to update my blog

King of Nuts

Beaumont Street Fair this Saturday!

I'm back!

After a month of rubbing dirty elbows with the great unwashed I am back in Portland. I will be at first Thursday in the Pearl and then the week after the Alberta Street Fair (always a favorite). Hope to see you there!

Opening tonight at Tin Shed

please come and say i am making moderate to good use of my time!

terrible weekend

what i don't want to do

I am a strong and educated woman and I will do everything in my power to stop this from happening as long as it doesn't take time or effort.

someone else thinks i'm clever!

very nice review of my work. thanks strangers for keeping me thinking that what i do is worth it.

some nights i don't sleep so much.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aye-nRaoQeM&feature=related

the only medical advice we need

"The healthiest thing would be for you to suck my dick and drink more water."

i like the way kids do

it was only worth thinking about when my feet didn't touch the floor.

Zip was funny, but he wasn't happy.

much better

I did this one for knut and all polar bears who would be so ferocious if they weren't fighting the climate

SOLD

saving money, saving time.

my imaginary therapist says that you are just jealous of how many imaginary friends i have.

maybe i'm sad because you're stupid, or maybe i'm sad because i'm dumb... either way, you suck and i'm still sad.

it's all about the process

Bottom Feeders

If you love shrimp and hate dolphins, you must be an american.

edimals

the stupid things we spend money on

Honey, this is just then beginning, if you liked the wedding you are going to love the anal!

i'm listening, i promise, i really care about listening....not so much about what i'm hearing but that doesn't seem to matter.

is it raining or am i dreaming that someone is pissing all over my face?

everything was going great, sitting here, hanging out just being happy that everything matched and then some fuckle brought up "hope" and now i am pissed all over again.

'appy valentines day

valentines coutdown!

i have outlived myself.

I know, I know, I know...is it something about babies having babies? babies eating babies? is it about me because, more than anything, i really want it to be about me.

working on personal stuff now, glad to be out of the rat race

just something i have been thinking about for like, EVER...bird/mustache/field of cherries...tinkering in my studio with some pain and some taints and feel really good about the direction my art is going. it's kind of going there with or without me, you know, artistically...pretty amazing actually the way the work is turning out. i guess sometimes baby jesus takes over and shits in your pants for you. i really feel blessed.

Back from my "vacation"

I couldn't decide whether to smoke or take a hot bath so I decided to just smoke the bath salts.

a monkey could do this job

and it would be so funny to watch but then he would quit because he couldn't smoke at work. i tried to buckle down and get shit done but then i realized there was just too much shit, it was all just shit that i didn't even enjoy but somehow felt guilty because i couldn't afford. my next job is going to be better, more freedom, less, you know...job-like qualities and more unicorn!