The Comedienne

oh yeah, they really do hate us.

yep, i'm going to need new pants.

That is so hilarious that you would say that because, seriously, that's hilarious. Like, inside I am laughing super fucking hard, lol-ing all over my pants! Oh yeah, you're funny, you should be an actor or a hooker or something--I don't know, I'm not creative.

the changing of the seasons

She had no idea when preparing for the change of season went from closet to cabinet, when swapping out the pretty for the warm became putting away the vodka and taking out the brandy.

judge not lest anything be expected of thee

Fern imagined that her hatred was justifiable and that she never really took the low road unless she was betrayed- as she so often was by people not suffering from whatever she was that week.

Humans are the last to know

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etiology of lame

I remember wanting to get somewhere, like 'ambition-y'. I don't know what happened, but it's probably my fault...most things are.

my aporia

I keep telling myself I SHOULD feel the way i feel right now, just like i should be able to spend as much time on intangible feelings as most humans spend on the tangible ones--like food feeling or cancer feeling, are those feelings? i don't know how to feel about that just because it isn't something I think about. Must be nice for the losers to have problems that can be solved.

Why bother?

We decided that happiness, even drug induced, was too good for someone like you. You can get a second opinion, but you run the risk of your new doctor hating you even more than we do.