Love

Camper Season

Yes, the monkey matches the couch-- art is such a dirty monkey, mostly shit thrower.

I think now that the whole blogger thing is antiquated and people just like visuals, i'm going to dive in deep, like so deep i can't imagine coming up to check my instatweetz.Or not, because that seems awful. I did make this show here at Vintage that I feel I should explain so it doesn't just look like a bunch of monkey fecalfun thrown on a wall. I used all modern sources, simply over designed (which was the alternate name for the show) and threw in some playful feminist imagery (there's no such thing) to create a space in which everything is easy as long as you don't think about it (it's my first bar show too). I use the mandalas I have been drawing to get to a place wherein I'm not concerned about how complicated it all is. Also, the Love and Rockets song "No new tale to tell" went through my head for about a month, because it is all as simple as a flower and that's a complicated thing.

The show is a direct result of my dealings with the vintage consumer and their odd expectations for products older than themselves. Everything has to be perfect and bright and clean, yet time creates a narrative we have no control over, one that goes beyond design and capitalism into the realm of myths (mandalas) most aren't even conscious they are experien....HAH, i'm totally done. I could go on and on, but why do we bother when all we really want is a well designed chair to shit in.

Instagram

Since I can't seem to figure out how to use a computer, I have decided to be more app focused--I am now on Instagram which is so easy even a mom can do it. I am Idadonethat if anyone reads this. Also, show up at Vintage until the end of the month at which point show will be down and really, I think that transition will be painless.

i found the part that sucks

i can find florida on any map.

how many people have to get married before we stop killing the earth?

according to the dr lady, if we continue to fat other problems come up.

I'll admit it, I'm 'disgusting'. YOU WIN.

my opinion is just like your asshole

I really hate it that you are so negative.

and then there were done

Yeah, you can take the high road, but it's full of potholes and it will really fuck up your car.

I want to punch winter in the face

Every day life is a donkey--i try to make mine pretty.

it's all right.

Be nice to my friend Barb, she's going through some shit.

i challenge myself with punctuation

so, that whole deal where we poison the water and do the 'miners on the outside thing' for something that isn't really "natural" like oral sex is "natural".that's worth it because for five years my sad boyfriend who is "flattered" if people call him 'monkey' will have health insurance and a living wage?

...okay, i'm good. who wants to live forever??

we all run that marathon

Fuck yeah I've gained weight, and I quit trying if you want to get technical about it.

revenge is a dish served hackneyed

Do you really think you should eat that?

only people with diabetes can get into heaven. gods rule, not mine

What will I eat when i get to heaven? There aint diabetes there, right?

ever since i heard people shit their pants when they die I haven't been that excited about violent movies--

It had so much stars and cgi--it was amazinging!

cloud zagat

Buckman Show and Sell on February 1rst. It's for the kids, they make it all better.

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I guess the main problem is that I don't understand the purpose of tea.

it must be frustrating to be a republican, so real and so stupid

I know Obama was elected and the world didn't end, but if the rich pay more in taxes it will all fall apart- all of it, this whole banker based system we have in place, our perfect consumer society will get shot full of holes like a kindergarten class.

my dad had a beard, but i don't really look at him as a "man"

Let's make sure I got this straight-- good kids get toys, bad kids get punched in the neck? Or do we just kinda 'know' all kids suck so everyone gets a neck punch? What about rich kids? Can we punch them extra? Training for this job sucks, they should open this position up for immigrants with a better education (less first world problems like diabetes and consumption burnout, not to mention the raging pill monkey santa always has to -excuse my goy- 'schlepp' along with that sack of plastic shit due to the shear physical requirements of this stupid stupid job. Sorry, not job, "career".)

So when exactly do I get to punch them in the neck? Do i do it when they're sleeping? because that seems  especially shitty. I don't know anything.

i love it when fat dudes with beards don't approve

I don't judge you-or I do, doesn't matter. What matters is he was a phony and therefore deserved to die.