I'm telling you a midget was here and he did tell me I wasn't crazy. He was a nice midget too, with little hands and really soft fur...

boycott BP (and arco and safeway and this comfortable life so worth driving to)

sold to a nice lady who hates the man. 7/10

sometimes i piss in the sink, sometimes i just lie there waiting for something as Promethean as the need to piss.

per se whore

bathroom wisdom

"Sometimes I have to ask what the fuck am I doing"

i guess i was taking pictures while sitting on the toilet of a dirty place.

Twilight Rummage Sale

this was the most enjoyable tin foil ever