Thursday, September 2, 2010

maybe it would have been better to have saved the money for a really great funeral with a vegetarian option and the chicken dance, but with a corpse to keep it all in perspective.

Monday, August 23, 2010

Happy Birthday Dan!

I'm already wearing shoes, why would I want two pairs of shoes? You think i'm one of those latte drinking greeting card buyers? well, i'm not and i only need one pair of shoes. Now let's go take some pills and laugh at those bitches on HGTV.

Thursday, August 19, 2010

although uncomfortable, ava was happy being in the box.