Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Why bother?


We decided that happiness, even drug induced, was too good for someone like you. You can get a second opinion, but you run the risk of your new doctor hating you even more than we do.

Thursday, September 15, 2011

imitation is NOT the best form of flattery

I'm not going to get into some pissing contest about who had the swimsuit first--let's just all agree that it's a nice swimsuit and your husband thinks i look better in it than you ever did.

Monday, September 12, 2011

I love a great package (so much better than 'nice basket')


i wrote to john waters who i love, as you do when 'you' are "me". sure, i have no money to speak of, no inner peace and really, no joy...but john waters (who i love) called my package "great" and that's the nice thing about staying alive.