morning douche

I'm not really hungry for breakfast. i think i will just clean up a bit and maybe go for a run, but i will email you if your other earring shows up.

word of the day

lum·pen

adj.

1. Of or relating to dispossessed, often displaced people who have been cut off from the socioeconomic class with which they would ordinarily be identified: lumpen intellectuals unable to find work in their fields.

2. Of or relating to the lumpenproletariat.

3. Vulgar or common; plebeian: "Popular novelists and their mass readership remain a despised lumpen minority" (Leslie Fiedler).

n.

1. (used with a pl. verb) The lumpenproletariat.

2. (used with a sing. verb) A member of the lumpenproletariat.

not a great day

look at him over there, just being a dick, just sucking and sucking and sucking like the whole world is his to suck the life out of and leave for the raping hyenas. i fucking hate that guy.

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