I want to punch winter in the face

Every day life is a donkey--i try to make mine pretty.

it's all right.

Be nice to my friend Barb, she's going through some shit.

i challenge myself with punctuation

so, that whole deal where we poison the water and do the 'miners on the outside thing' for something that isn't really "natural" like oral sex is "natural".that's worth it because for five years my sad boyfriend who is "flattered" if people call him 'monkey' will have health insurance and a living wage?

...okay, i'm good. who wants to live forever??

we all run that marathon

Fuck yeah I've gained weight, and I quit trying if you want to get technical about it.

revenge is a dish served hackneyed

Do you really think you should eat that?

only people with diabetes can get into heaven. gods rule, not mine

What will I eat when i get to heaven? There aint diabetes there, right?

ever since i heard people shit their pants when they die I haven't been that excited about violent movies--

It had so much stars and cgi--it was amazinging!