Ainsley knew she could get it together were something to come up; but was less convinced anything would come up.

pill monkey

There's three now, that's so many more than two. They make great get well cards for your nanny or your pep pep--or anyone else who is sick enough to not take it all so seriously. Or, maybe someone broke their shoulder, these are great "sorry you broke your collarbone" cards if this were like 1974 and people still did shit like sent cards to people who break their shoulders instead of just writing "bummer about your shoulder" on their facebook page--and I suppose people then had the decency to not ramble on about their collarbone and show you x-rays because, really, they should be ashamed that they are so inept at riding a bike that costs more than fresh water for Haiti.

I'm sending one right now!

every idea i have ever had

the salmon sacrifice

Rose kept insisting that everything was going to okay now that she was married.