we all run that marathon

Fuck yeah I've gained weight, and I quit trying if you want to get technical about it.

revenge is a dish served hackneyed

Do you really think you should eat that?

only people with diabetes can get into heaven. gods rule, not mine

What will I eat when i get to heaven? There aint diabetes there, right?

ever since i heard people shit their pants when they die I haven't been that excited about violent movies--

It had so much stars and cgi--it was amazinging!

cloud zagat

Buckman Show and Sell on February 1rst. It's for the kids, they make it all better.