Thursday, September 15, 2011

imitation is NOT the best form of flattery

I'm not going to get into some pissing contest about who had the swimsuit first--let's just all agree that it's a nice swimsuit and your husband thinks i look better in it than you ever did.

Monday, September 12, 2011

I love a great package (so much better than 'nice basket')


i wrote to john waters who i love, as you do when 'you' are "me". sure, i have no money to speak of, no inner peace and really, no joy...but john waters (who i love) called my package "great" and that's the nice thing about staying alive.