i really see a future in this, career-wise; like the next week and a half is totally covered.

yummy yummy yummy yummy...etc

The Betrayal

what's the song???

i hope it's "perfect day" by lou reed, or maybe "kerosene" by big black

Monkeys always disappoint

i guess it's because we have such high expectations from them. shouldn't they always be laughing?

so much to do and i do something worth so little

but it's soo cute!

"cook the dog!"

Worst Birthday Ever!

maybe it would have been better to have saved the money for a really great funeral with a vegetarian option and the chicken dance, but with a corpse to keep it all in perspective.