I could use the liquor cabinet for shoes if my closet was better

Val wished there were something in her closet to hide the shame.

Hello Nurse

between yoga/grad school and preschool apps, it's hard to find time to update my blog

Open Studios Weekend TWO

now with more monkey

i made it cuter, always cuter for stephen colbear

Babies eating babies!

yummy yummy yummy yummy...etc

Pokey Pig

joseph cambell

what we feed our kids

kwotes

morning douche

I'm not really hungry for breakfast. i think i will just clean up a bit and maybe go for a run, but i will email you if your other earring shows up.

look at him over there, just being a dick, just sucking and sucking and sucking like the whole world is his to suck the life out of and leave for the raping hyenas. i fucking hate that guy.

cherry pie

To be honest, I don't remember what he said, but I know that I was so mad I could barely see and really, I didn't even want to come to this wedding because I knew he would be here with her and they would act like they were having fun and happy to be getting married and totally oblivious to the fact that I am telling this story to anyone who will listen because --well, ME, I am sad, gazebos are nice and shit, but what about me?! Plus, the bar was only open for two hours, who has an open bar for only two hours? How poor is she? Well, when I get married things will be different.