They want yer dolly

Tomorrow, Hawthorne street fair in front of Chase Bank on 39th. it's going to we butt hot! Free Egg Nog for the first 50 customers!

squirrels

it seemed like a good day to die.

To be honest, I don't remember what he said, but I know that I was so mad I could barely see and really, I didn't even want to come to this wedding because I knew he would be here with her and they would act like they were having fun and happy to be getting married and totally oblivious to the fact that I am telling this story to anyone who will listen because --well, ME, I am sad, gazebos are nice and shit, but what about me?! Plus, the bar was only open for two hours, who has an open bar for only two hours? How poor is she? Well, when I get married things will be different.