I could use the liquor cabinet for shoes if my closet was better

Val wished there were something in her closet to hide the shame.

Let someone else worry about horrifying the kids today!

only a week and somethin' left to get down to Posies

Opening on Thursday May 17th

Lots and lots of new things, other things and stuff! please come, they have music and bands and so much love.

i sit in a booth

Great weekend last weekend, all of them, the weekend before that-all good. it just couldn't get any better than sitting in a booth next to guys in beige pleated pants who rub the back of their necks all day. if there's anything i love more than a verbal tic, it's a physical one.

unleashing your inner chi

I have been so busy laughing

I was so unhappy for so long and then i went shopping.

i went to europe in college

it must be nice to have all of that attention

Why bother?

We decided that happiness, even drug induced, was too good for someone like you. You can get a second opinion, but you run the risk of your new doctor hating you even more than we do.

gotta bet big to win big

rainy days and mondays

stuff i find when i clean

isn't there always something to do?

"Why We Fight"

made a diorama to commemorate this nostalgia

between yoga/grad school and preschool apps, it's hard to find time to update my blog

I'm back!

After a month of rubbing dirty elbows with the great unwashed I am back in Portland. I will be at first Thursday in the Pearl and then the week after the Alberta Street Fair (always a favorite). Hope to see you there!

Opening tonight at Tin Shed

please come and say i am making moderate to good use of my time!

SOLD

saving money, saving time.

my imaginary therapist says that you are just jealous of how many imaginary friends i have.

now we would all make the monday jokes while we waited for the coffee to brew

i will light myself on fire, don't even tempt me because in my head i have already done it and it's better than this...this shit right here...you, me, this fucking house-this.