Happy Birthday Dan!

I'm already wearing shoes, why would I want two pairs of shoes? You think i'm one of those latte drinking greeting card buyers? well, i'm not and i only need one pair of shoes. Now let's go take some pills and laugh at those bitches on HGTV.

although uncomfortable, ava was happy being in the box.

Please Come to the Show!

A trip to the drink

They want yer dolly

Tomorrow, Hawthorne street fair in front of Chase Bank on 39th. it's going to we butt hot! Free Egg Nog for the first 50 customers!

Pokey Pig

Drunken Canadian

Be a Winner Tomorrow at Hawthorne Street Fair

I'm in front of the bank on 39th (dude, there's a cash machine right there...)

Katy still liked hanging out with her slut friends to remind herself how ennui is preferable to date rape.

see the trees at Blitz, thursday at eight!

MY KITTEN!

Forest Fury!

remember, Thursday August 5th at Blitz Pearl!