"Shit yo, it's no secret, good little boys and girls get gifts made by Chinese good little boys and girls and naughty kids get punched in the neck."

finding the strength to get through the season

don't fuck with me kid, I've killed before. You're old enough to know you can't trust a guy with this much beard.

no lappy

"You can sit on it if you can find it, but I doubt you will get anything you would ever want."

brilliance is blinding

I don't think about telling stories anymore, i think about writing my memoirs (with an accented wa). I am going to call it "HBNW:)", you know, 'has been never was' but acronym-y, to appeal to the internet crowd.

"So Long, Fuckers!"

Tonight at Cravedog in fabulous downtown Portland

Please come show your support for all of those needing supports.

Cravedog Gallery is having a Christmas sale and my work will be part of aforementioned sale.