Ainsley knew she could get it together were something to come up; but was less convinced anything would come up.

pill monkey

There's three now, that's so many more than two. They make great get well cards for your nanny or your pep pep--or anyone else who is sick enough to not take it all so seriously. Or, maybe someone broke their shoulder, these are great "sorry you broke your collarbone" cards if this were like 1974 and people still did shit like sent cards to people who break their shoulders instead of just writing "bummer about your shoulder" on their facebook page--and I suppose people then had the decency to not ramble on about their collarbone and show you x-rays because, really, they should be ashamed that they are so inept at riding a bike that costs more than fresh water for Haiti.

I'm sending one right now!

every idea i have ever had

the salmon sacrifice

Rose kept insisting that everything was going to okay now that she was married.

i have fallen down

i'm OKAY, it's nice down here, i can barely see a thing and the ringing in my ears has made your petty bitching and tired drama sound like a song mocking those two things, really pleasant, ambient, but without the guilt of what we are doing to the whales. I can honestly say i have no complaints. and yeah, i bitched about it at the time because i'm a pessimist and do like to prepare for future disappointments by failing the moment, but i admit when i'm wrong and now, in the retrospect, i think falling was probably the best decision i ever made-drunk or sober.

i sit in a booth

Great weekend last weekend, all of them, the weekend before that-all good. it just couldn't get any better than sitting in a booth next to guys in beige pleated pants who rub the back of their necks all day. if there's anything i love more than a verbal tic, it's a physical one.

Tomorrow South East Portland ART Walk

Please join me and six other talented and kind people at the church on 28th and Harrison--Episcopalian? what do they do? i know that one of the ladies I am showing with works with wax...but other than that I have been out of the loop.
oh yeah, it's art