"Obviously Mandy exposed her vagina because she hoped there would be coke. I mean, women don't just do that thinking their dad's going to show up... like it's some sadfatbat signal. Silly girls and their stupid dreams."

re-pubelicunts

Dress AND coat? Wow! why don't you just use that dude's dick to take off your stupid hat, little miss 'getrapes a lot?!'

I could use the liquor cabinet for shoes if my closet was better

Val wished there were something in her closet to hide the shame.

at least i'm having "fun"

"Like pretty much anything else, you keep working it and eventually it goes away."

It was almost hard to talk about it until I remembered how much I love the sound of my own voice.

Let someone else worry about horrifying the kids today!

only a week and somethin' left to get down to Posies